Kino's Lair

Where anything goes.
brave food art Whose Line Is It Anyway
  • Capricorn: wow you pissed me off so I'm going to sulk in silence and snap if spoken to
  • Aquarius: YOU MADE ME UPSET IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD /melts into a dramatic heap
  • Pisces: I'M GONNA FUCKING THROW THINGS. LIKE THE BIGGEST TANTRUM. YOU HAVE -EVER- SEEN.
  • Aries: WOW I'M SO MAD for like a second. What's for dinner?
  • Taurus: BRB SMASHING HEADLONG THROUGH A WALL TO KILL YOU
  • Gemini: Oh, I'm not mad. Wait. YES I FUCKING AM. Okay maybe not. BUT THEN AGAIN--
  • Cancer: ...oh. I'm angry. But you'll never know. Tillit'stoolate. Cookie?
  • Leo: /INDISCERNIBLE NOISES OF RAGE
  • Virgo: how could you do this to me. how. HOW??? Get out of my life. No wait baby come back...
  • Libra: Passively plotting your demise.
  • Scorpio: This'll only sting for a second. Unlike my wounds which'll bleed FOREVER and you'll never hear the end of it. WHIIIINE
  • Sagittarius: I have to leave before I kill someone. Bye!
so fucking accurate

fannishminded:

kabukers:

sodii:

mrclarinet:

Close enough…?

BAHAHA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LITERALLY THE SAME THING.

HE TIED A PIKACHU TO IT 

I can’t. I just, I laughed so hard. All of this, is so much win.

LOL POOR LOKI. Thor’s just trying to be a good big brother.

(via tremblingharmonies)

loki thor

alltsunandnodere:

agayofgays:

I FIGURED IT OUT

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THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT?

BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES

‘IMAGINE THE SKY’

‘HOW IS THE SKY’

‘TOUCH THE SKY’

IT’S STILLSTUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE F OUT

YOU ARE A GOD AMONG MEN.

(via tremblingharmonies)

bemusedlybespectacled:

ramoorebooks:

opinionatedlez:

Here are some awesome and empowering quotes from several very strong female celebrities. 

And Kristen Stewart.

No, you know what? Fuck you.

Let me tell you about Kristen Stewart.

Let’s talk about how she’s the centerpiece of one of the most inexplicably popular misogynistic pieces of film shit and somehow gets blamed for it sucking, despite the fact that, hey, the books were actually worse. For those who were lucky enough to escape reading the actual books, her apparent lack of emotion is 100% accurate to Bella’s character, because Bella is in fact not a character but a blank white wall for fourteen-year-old girls to project themselves onto. Robert Pattinson is not the only one in the cast who hates Twilight, thank you.

Let’s talk about how she got crucified in the media for having an affair with a married man, when that man was her director. And let’s remember that she was called all manner of things for “ruining her relationship with RPattz” when she wasn’t even engaged to the dude, let alone married with kids. But oh no, she gets called a slut because she’s Kristen Stewart, she gets her career fucked because she’s Kristen Stewart, and the dude gets off scott free.

Let’s talk about how she is incredibly shy and anxious (rather, incidentally, like Chris Evans) but does film anyway, because she’s just that awesome.

Fuck your noise. She’s not the best actor in the world but she sure as hell doesn’t deserve that kind of shit.

^ People need to quit hating on Kristen Stewart so much. If you don’t like her because you don’t like her as an actor/person, that’s one thing. If you don’t like her based solely on Twilight, then you’re just being immature. 

(via tremblingharmonies)

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castiel-is-wonderful:

sionainnlindsay:

castiel-is-wonderful:

WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP

IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S 

LIKE BELONGING TO MR

OMG

Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.

This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me 

(via tremblingharmonies)

fuckoff-mondays:

When you listen to a song you used to listen to ages ago and you get that weird as fuck spine chilling feeling as you remember how your life was at that point in time

(Source: fluffypaws, via tremblingharmonies)

accurate